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Proof Women are More Like Dogs

SCIENCE!

The GIFs don’t lie — Part II

Women are certainly not like cats, as I have already established in last week’s article, men are like cats. Duh.

Women, therefore, can’t be like cats because women are most definitely not like men. Both are totally scientific studies, so this should be simple. Do I have to say more?

Why yes, Kristine, you do.

Touché.

When we wag our tails, women are signaling we are happy. We usually only wag our backsides when we are dancing.

Dancing=happy. Or, naked.

You do the math.

Women will sleep together and they won’t think it’s weird.

Having said that, I woke myself up farting on a ladies’ weekend and my sleeping partner was unimpressed. My dog wakes himself up farting too. Two points in one.

I am NOT sharing a woman farting in bed GIF if that’s what you were hoping for, weirdo. I think you’ll like the one I chose.

Bunk mates!

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